r/malelivingspace 17h ago

After divorce, 32

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u/Talkin_Out_My_Ass 17h ago

The audacity to post this picture with whatever that machine is with no explanation in the post…

WHAT DOES THE MACHINE DO?!

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u/musicatristedonaruto 15h ago

Its called amassadinho! I created it, two years of work. It creates kinks in the wire, so I can create structures like this:

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u/greencasio 15h ago

I have no idea what I'm looking at but I like it

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u/trix_is_for_kids 15h ago

Either a genius or batshit crazy. Or both

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u/musicatristedonaruto 14h ago

It can use the wire matrix as conductors and create a led matrix

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u/HighOnTums 14h ago

Batshit crazy genius. +5 points bc it's next to your bed 😄

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u/No_Magician5266 13h ago

Ngl I feel like this device is somehow linked to OP’s backstory re: divorce

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u/ItsTheDCVR 12h ago

Maybe his wife got... bent out of shape.

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u/ElGaucho56 3h ago

clearly didn't share the same interests in kinks

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u/PinkSodaBoy 11h ago

His wife just wasn't into the same kinky stuff as him.

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u/trix_is_for_kids 14h ago

Both it is. Follow that passion brotha

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u/JumboGlucose 12h ago

So you could make a giant LED sphere or wall for some sick stage design?

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u/musicatristedonaruto 12h ago

Yes!! A led surface with “any” shape

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u/JumboGlucose 12h ago

This is fucking sick!

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u/Demontapper 13h ago

And she still divorced you…man

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u/RealPiggyPlayz 14h ago

“It’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide.” ~Captain Jack Sparrow

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u/LordSutter 15h ago

I want to know more

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u/musicatristedonaruto 15h ago edited 15h ago

I’m creating a new kind of system of construction, using kinked wire and this nodes

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u/Sterling_-_Archer 15h ago

Please describe a scenario that doesn’t have this that benefits from you using this. I’m legitimately interested

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u/musicatristedonaruto 14h ago

Big scale organic surfaces for scenography

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u/Sterling_-_Archer 14h ago

I don’t think… you understand what I meant…

Something like “houses are built currently with copper wire. My invention makes the wire have interesting angles. This benefits the home building process by xyz.” I’m struggling to figure out how scenography is improved by this other than introducing angles to it. You gotta lay it out as if none of us have heard of that field

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u/musicatristedonaruto 14h ago

It’s liked a mesh, with lines and nodes. By spacing nodes in different amounts, you can create 3d shapes

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u/Sterling_-_Archer 14h ago

I appreciate your explanation. It still doesn’t make a ton of sense to me how this is applied without going more in depth. I mean, I get that there’s nodes and you are likely using a wire skeleton to achieve 3d shaping, but I don’t really see how your invention uniquely serves that or fixes it. But I find it cool that you’re pursuing your interest and creating something. Maybe I’m just too unfamiliar with the field to know what the common pain points are and see how this can fix them. I hope it pans out well for you

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u/musicatristedonaruto 14h ago

Thanks man, I’m going through a very low point in my life… I know it’s difficult to understand, but it’s based on a problematic, but know I’m too depressed to write about this two years of work..

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u/SunnySideUpBacon 10h ago

You sound like this guy's wife

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u/Bed_Worship 9h ago

I understand what he's saying to help you understand - here is an example of sceneography in the art/stage sense. He is essentially making a machining device that allows complex interplay of lighting and solid shapes in formats that are organic but completely artificial for stage/art/screen whatever.

Is it hyper niche - 100%.

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u/Wildfathom9 15h ago

Its very clearly a right angle plumbus

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u/TheRealGordonShumway 15h ago

You're too smart for everyone here. And possibly your ex.

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u/avmail 14h ago

i still don't feel much closer to understanding what is going on.

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u/velvetvagine 8h ago

It’s parametric architecture to build a led matrix of big scale organic surfaces for scenography, creating essentially a new materialist technique. Duh.

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u/Nope8000 8h ago

Oh, I get it now!

Narrator: He doesn't.

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u/Leather_Dig8723 4h ago

Yeah, I am SO confused ....In other words, too dumb to know wtf is happening (even after the lengthy "explanations") 🤔

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u/love-you-honey 15h ago

Ngl that's what a BLDC (Brushless DC) motor winding machine does, honestly 2 years of bs. Well as long as he is happy with it

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u/Fifth-Dimension-Chz 14h ago

I wrap wire around pretty rocks

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u/Jive_Turk 14h ago

They are MINERALS, Marie!!

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u/RonBurgundysErection 15h ago

This has helped me understand this in no way. Good luck with your venture though.

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u/Kaszrak 14h ago

Calm down Tony Stark and leave some for the rest of us.

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u/dawg9715 14h ago

If the construction part doesn’t work out, it would be really cool wall art

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u/musicatristedonaruto 14h ago

Thanks!!

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u/OhGawDuhhh 13h ago

This reminds me of the circuit puzzles in Marvel's Spider-Man for PS5

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u/CT0292 7h ago

I was thinking Resident Evil 2 Remake.

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u/lebrilla 14h ago

I would like to invest 10 million dollars

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u/huge_jeans710 14h ago

What is this system and wiring used for? What field of work is it used in, what's the purpose?

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u/musicatristedonaruto 14h ago

To create big scale organic surfaces for scenography

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u/IneedABackeotomy 14h ago

So this is organic parametric architecture / massing with a different type of materiality.

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u/musicatristedonaruto 14h ago

Yes! Parametric design! I was researching about large scale 3d printing, but in found a lot of limitations, so I created this parametric alternative. I constructed a 1,5m tall 3d printer for the tests:

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u/Brilliant_Tip113 13h ago

This is so beautiful

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u/No_Magician5266 13h ago

Don’t talk about his new wife like that jeesh

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u/Q_S2 14h ago edited 12h ago

Holy shit.

I feel like we are witnessing somebody at a low point in their life getting ready to MAKE HISTORY with that invention... imma have my eyes open for you bro! You can do it!!

Edit: u/timbertheresnosound...ty for the award!

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u/musicatristedonaruto 14h ago

Thanks man… it really helps. I have a lot of impostor syndrome

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u/btfarmer94 13h ago

Everyone develops a post-divorce kink. Usually not quite so literally… I applaud your confidence to show us yours

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u/TickleChamp2006-2010 14h ago

I am now committed to observing this progression. Followed.

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u/PurpleCableNetworker 16h ago

I think it’s a flex decapitator. The distant cousin to the flux capacitor.

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u/False_Woodpecker4747 16h ago

I'm not even acoustic and I understood this comment!

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u/emersonevp 16h ago

I think the wire spool feeds the opposite end where it’s getting bent? You can see the material being fed between the rollers halfway

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u/IvanStroganov 15h ago edited 15h ago

There are yellow pliers on the left. So I think the wire comes from the spool on the right and gets cut at the pliers. Maybe to make pellets or something? Or the are right before the pliers is doing some bending

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u/Squantoon 16h ago

Looks like one of them automatic breakfast makers you used to see on cartoons. Hit the alarm and the gizmos start cracking eggs

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u/ISenceAPresence 16h ago

Hes building a time machine to fix his marriage

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u/Machobravado 15h ago

Or to warn his younger self about marriage

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u/lspain1994 16h ago

Looks like it bends wire, look at the far corner of his desk.

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u/Teestow21 16h ago

Those are the marzal vanes.

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u/Newplasticactionhero 15h ago

HydroCoptic Marzel Vanes!

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u/YoungCheazy 15h ago

You can see where there is side fumbling though...

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u/Tinshnipz 16h ago

Masturbation station.

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u/One_Room_8313 16h ago

Do? why it doesn't do anything, thats the beauty of it

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u/Uncle_Snake43 16h ago

Some sort of fancy masturbation machine?

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u/SelfReliantSchool 15h ago

It's a Turbo Encabulator.

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u/ACanadianPenguin 16h ago

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u/musicatristedonaruto 14h ago

It’s a machine that I created that kinks wire in a way that I can construct this structures

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u/ACanadianPenguin 14h ago

What’s the purpose of the structure?

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u/musicatristedonaruto 14h ago

This one is flat, but if you change the spaces between the nodes, you can create 3D shapes

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u/fararae 14h ago

Wow this is awsome! I just started making hardware☺️ love the possibilities for your project please make a separate post on the led matrixes and 3d shapes! Imagine how cool that would be as a sculpture

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u/musicatristedonaruto 14h ago

Thanks!! Im trying… but life no good

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u/fararae 14h ago

Aww im sry. Yah same tho I’m going through cancer treatment. I’ve got another year left. Maybe next year we will both feel better!

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u/musicatristedonaruto 13h ago

My mother just went through her 2 cancer, she is cured now. You can do it, circle yourself with family and friends

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u/fararae 13h ago

Thanks! I’m so happy to hear she is doing well! Same to you please surround yourself with support. This is amazing that you reached out virtually

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u/nkozyra 7h ago

It's a divorce generator

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u/HandjobCalrissian 13h ago

"I designed this machine to fulfill my kinks"

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u/theonewhopostsposts 17h ago edited 17h ago

Very concerning:

1) A barricaded door 2) An unmade bed 5 inches from the workshop table 3) An unknown, madman device (potentially for jorking? or worse) 4) Divorced

We need to help op

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u/chipmunksocute 16h ago

Does OP need to move his bed anytime he wants to use that door!?  If so, holy divorce-balls Batman.

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u/toppoophead 14h ago

That door obviously leads to his ex wife’s room, hence why he has it blocked 💁🏼‍♂️

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u/iancowz 15h ago

This photo screams jork-a-mania

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u/MorningNorwegianWood 15h ago

I couldn’t tell if it was Star Wars Lego or the SUPERJORK 9000

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u/pachinkomachine101 14h ago

I have a slight suspicion OP lives in a certain Latinoamérica megalopolis, where living spaces are both expensive and crushingly small. Only people who lived there would recognize a certain thing in the pic

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u/Hawgdestroyerxtreme 11h ago

It's giving me schizophrenia vibes.

He's like the guy on TikTok who makes 7th Dimensional lattice to create hoverboards.

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u/Bag_of_lamps 17h ago

I’ve got so many questions I don’t even know where to begin. So I won’t.

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u/Biscuits4u2 17h ago

All of your questions are answered by the word divorce.

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u/emax4 17h ago

When OP initiated the divorce, it makes sense why she never understood the appeal of the doohicky.

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u/Mathjdsoc 17h ago

What's the machine?

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u/Similar_Cicada_4639 17h ago

Nothing says "32 and processing a major life transition" quite like an unmade futon, situated three inches away from a homemade particle accelerator.

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u/a_large_dumple 17h ago

It's a Maguffin

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u/loserboi21 15h ago

No it's a gun he's holding for his mate Chekhov

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u/Jetstream-Sam 14h ago

At least he got to keep the Doohickey in the divorce

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u/Fun-Choices 17h ago

That’s a honey I shrunk the kids machine

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u/heirofsorrows 17h ago

A doohickey

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u/WillNo6286 17h ago

A thingamabobber

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u/heirofsorrows 17h ago

No it’s a doohickey. Open your eyes.

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u/WillNo6286 17h ago

Definitely a chingaso

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u/turbopro25 17h ago

And make sure to keep your foot off of that blasted Samoflaunge!

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u/bigmikesbeingnice 16h ago

No it’s a whatchamacallit

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u/Feisty-Nail-3879 17h ago

Some sort of device for jacking off?

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u/StOPcRyingYaBaby 16h ago

Hell yeah brother

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u/Teestow21 17h ago

Here at Rockwell Automation’s world headquarters, research has been proceeding to develop a line of automation products that establishes new standards for quality, technological leadership, and operating excellence. With customer success as our primary focus, work has been proceeding on the crudely conceived idea of an instrument that would not only provide inverse reactive current, for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument comprised of Dodge gears and bearings, Reliance Electric motors, Allen-Bradley controls, and all monitored by Rockwell Software is Rockwell Automation’s "Retro Encabulator".

Now, basically the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it’s produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance. The original machine had a base plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan.

The lineup consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzelvanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that sidefumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus o-deltoid type placed in panendermic semiboloid slots of the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdlespring on the ‘up’ end of the grammeters. Moreover, whenever fluorescence score motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration.

The Retro Encabulator has now reached a high level of development, and it’s being successfully used in the operation of milford trenions. It’s available soon; wherever Rockwell Automation products are sold.

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u/OuchBag 16h ago

Today on How They Do It: Plumbuses.

Everyone has a plumbus in their home. First they take the dinglebop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed, for later batches.

They take the dinglebop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, becasue the fleeb has all the fleeb juice.

Then, a schlami shows up, and he rubs it and spits on it.

They cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way.

The blamfs rub against the chumbles, and the plubis, and grumbo are shaved away.

That leaves you with a regular old plumbus.

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u/Boxy310 16h ago

I always wondered how they made these!

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u/JustSteven99 17h ago

Literally a contraption

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u/Cold_Burner5370 17h ago

Potentially a gizmo

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u/PudgyChocoDonut 17h ago

It’s a fucking machine. I’m not sure what it fucks but it does in fact fuck

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u/musicatristedonaruto 15h ago

I’m creating a new system of construction using kinked wire and nodes. Just finished the slicer that generates the gcode for the machine.

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u/TheDeathSloth 17h ago

It's some kind of wire cutting and/or straightening machine. We use one at the transformer mfg plant I work at for cutting and stripping wire. Ours is more...contained and has less exposed parts but I doubt this gentleman has independent funds enough for something like a Schleuniger. I'd be willing to bet this guy is an electrician or at least knows his way around a solder pot very well.

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u/Bagel_lust 17h ago

Based on the spool of wire and knobby bits, I reckon it auto bends and cuts off chunks of wire. Like you would do for like a clothes hanger or a paper clip, wire goes in, gets all bent into a thing and then snips it and repeats.

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u/ShoobtheLube 16h ago

Correct answer (am engineer)

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u/LousyReputation7 17h ago

Wankmaster 3000

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u/kyler_ 17h ago

I do believe that is a fuckdoll

Just missing its skin, probably in the wash

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u/SomethingFoul 16h ago

The Advanced Recreational Pharmaceutical Department kindly but firmly requests you return the device to r/doohickeycorporation

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u/grieve2believe 17h ago

It looks like a oddly themed keyblade from kingdom hearts

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u/Legend_of_Lucas 17h ago

It's the plot device

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u/shriveled_sack 16h ago

Filament protrusion machine, since op is silent about it. Something to do with 3d printing

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u/enchiladasundae 17h ago

The device

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u/PudgyChocoDonut 17h ago

Weak. I live like this without a divorce. Except that machine would be piled up food containers

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u/musicatristedonaruto 16h ago

Another view

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u/Short_Stack_30285 16h ago

Excuse me with the KNIVES? Are they zip-tied??

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u/lebowskisd 12h ago

Knives zip-tied to articulating robot arms. What a way to test your agility!

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u/Virtual_Plantain_707 15h ago

Automated defense drone.

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u/UnlocktheLock 14h ago

Something tells me that bag of weed on the desk… it plays a part somewhere in this tale of invention and creativity…

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u/RadishRedditor 13h ago

Oh so it's you on the 3d printing sub with those weird "art" contraptions!

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u/AyezRed 16h ago

Well a bike in the kitchen don’t help lmfao

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u/Character_Stick_1218 16h ago

Kitchen? That's the pantry! Gotta make the most out of the space/resources available to ya 😌

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u/kittehsfureva 17h ago

The fact that OP just dropped this and is giving no answers is devious.

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u/Broheamoth 17h ago

Would you like to discuss the gauss rifle/ plasma coil situation you got going on

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u/dockersshoes 17h ago

The Jack-offatron 3000 set up and ready to go

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u/TotalBor0n 17h ago

Bros building a wunderwaffe

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u/jayhawkjoey65 17h ago

Put a fitted sheet on that bed-couch, please!!!!!

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u/Clean_Juggernaut_351 17h ago

Don’t do it, OP. Keep sweating directly into the upholstery at least until you have a new wife.

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u/Short_Stack_30285 16h ago

And you know that couch-bed is coming to his new home with his new wife because he’s deeply attached to it for reasons he won’t explain

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u/Life-Oil-7226 17h ago

I think this room might be the reason for your divorce

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u/femminem 16h ago

The question is, how can we know that’s, in fact, what it looked like before?

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u/Fluffy-Fuel5025 17h ago

The machine looks like it's hooked up to a spool of metal wire so maybe it makes spools of metal? I really want to know what it is and what it does.

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u/ResidueAtInfinity 17h ago

I think the spool is the input end of the machine. Maybe the wire structure on the desk came out of the output end.

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u/Hornswaggle 16h ago

Yeah, looks like a wire shaper.

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u/Cookiesandplates 14h ago

I can't offer much but here is a free internet hug OP.

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u/musicatristedonaruto 14h ago

Thanks! I’m sending positive energies to you!

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u/Debaucherousgeek73 17h ago

What in the "anal intruder" is that contraption on the floor?

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u/femminem 16h ago

Plot twist:

OP is a highly intelligent electrical engineering hobbyist who was intently invested in his work, and no matter how much he tried to convince his wife otherwise, she insisted that he "cared about his little projects more than her." When he tried to counter that with the fact that he really didn’t, she used the video games as another example.

At last, feeling himself finally lose his temper, he admitted to her just how bizarre and soulless he really thought her hours of reality shows on Netflix truly were. She refused to accept that "her leisure time was at all as pathetic as video games." Lines were crossed, feelings effaced, and it ended.
OP went through a rough time at the beginning, but he saw merit in documenting that; having lost what he thought was the rest of his life. Not to long after - having passed enough time to be more in touch with himself - he goes onto meet a girl who is equally absorbed in a practical and fascinating hobby. They fall madly in love and give each other enough space for their respective interests, and they lived happily ever after.

Before I have to edit: I had to decide on a gender. It wasn’t automatic, but I went with a woman on this one. Women’s instinct? Doesn't matter.

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u/musicatristedonaruto 15h ago

You made me cry a little… 🥹

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u/DamnedGladToMeetYou 16h ago

My man's here just tryna help ET phone home, and that bitch wasn't having it.

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u/TooFat2Curious 17h ago

Nice dual-phase turbo encabulator!

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u/no_on_prop_305 16h ago

Remember that we were all here for you when you finish your doomsday machine

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u/aduckcalledronan 14h ago

Tell me what the fuck that thing is or I'll scream 

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u/musicatristedonaruto 14h ago

A machine that can create this structures

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u/iowacityengineer 16h ago

I'd say this is a machine for straightening wire and then forming it into complex shapes. The wire traveling through bearings is indicative of a straightening process. It looks like there are three stepper or servo drivers. The yellow handle looks like some commercially available forming tool being actuated or perhaps just the tool to cut the wire.

It would be interesting to see what it's for.

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u/Zealousideal_Bill_86 16h ago

Are you building a podracer?

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u/Tricky_State_3981 16h ago

Your Dildotron 3000 looks like it packs a wallop

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u/Technical_Sector_950 17h ago

OK, so I see some fairly rigid uninsulated wire, but it looks to be aluminum, not copper. And if you look to the left of the desk, it looks like he’s making various shapes held together with plastic clips. Is that decorative? I’m guessing it’s more functional. Is this a complex antenna of some sort?

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u/Wooden_Preference564 17h ago

Bro I'm watching the backrooms right now and then I see a post with a dookicky machine

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u/jesusgrandpa 16h ago

I’m glad you got to keep your winding machine of some sort during the divorce

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u/Much_Replacement_342 4h ago

Step 1 is grief: Install World of Warcraft
Step 2 is recovery: Delete World of Wacraft

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u/OphidianSun 17h ago

So what's the wire straightener for?

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u/SgtBigCactus 16h ago

Everyone’s talking about the fuck machine on the floor, and I’m more concerned with the World of Warcraft on the screen

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u/Useful-Pattern-5076 16h ago

I believe that’s a Time Machine

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u/LucidMarshmellow 16h ago

I thought that was Lego.

Nothing but disappointed when I zoomed in.

Now I have no fucking idea what it is.

Did OP ask an AI program to 3D print them a sex machine? Is OP putting it in a DeLorean? WHAT IS IT?!

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u/justwannabehappy0 16h ago

Fellow brazilian sighted! "Parar" on the machine and delicious Minalba mineral water. Diz aí OP, pra que serve essa máquina?

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u/QueezyF 17h ago

Divorced super villain

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u/jusafuto 15h ago

Anything you’re doing to stay afloat post divorce, keep it going. Been there and it’s not easy but it looks like you’re managing well. As long as you don’t engage in destructive behavior and take it one day at a time.

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u/H3avyCr3am 15h ago

I'm high as hell and I have no idea what I am looking at.

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u/Accomplished-Test331 15h ago

Sir is that a death ray? How bad was the divorce,

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u/hello_selfish 15h ago

At least you got to keep the space laser 👍🏼

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u/shogunshim 15h ago

I think you are livin the dream. The dream of freedom. You WILL look back on this time with fondness. I was 32 once and would do it all over again the same way.

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u/Rough-Fuel 14h ago

Lord I hope my wife never divorces me 😂

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u/StrikinglyOblivious 14h ago

I should never be left to my own devices

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u/delphs 17h ago

Nice fuck machine bro

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u/CosmicNinja666 17h ago

que maquina é essa ai chefe?

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u/teamwaterwings 17h ago

r/doohickeycorporation would like to have some words

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u/macguyver3000 16h ago

Ok, dude. We need some explanations here.

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u/bigmac8991 15h ago

At least you still have your job as senior whimsicalist at the Doohickey Corp.

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u/Elhananstrophy 15h ago

The obvious explanation for both the machine and the divorce is that he shrunk his kids.

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u/NervousCompetition63 15h ago

Between this and the other photo he posted of his weird contraption of knives, I’m pretty sure OP is a supervillain.

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u/RunsaberSR 14h ago

Did it get rough after you shrunk the kids?

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u/ArmchairDoorknob 14h ago

This guy has a wire kink