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Nostalgia Does anyone else remember riding in this pseudo-death trap without even so much as a seat belt?

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u/jaywinner 17h ago

Looked like one of the safest rides among that travelling amusement park.

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u/LolaBelleEl 17h ago

Did this exact ride last weekend at a traveling fair

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u/RLLRRR 17h ago

Took my kids as a right of passage.

They were 9 & 6. I was 36.

Felt like absolute death and will never do it again. Holy shit it made me sicker and dizzier than I've ever been in my life, and I used to ride tf out of this thing.

Kids loved it and rode it another half dozen times.

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u/nedal8 8h ago

Gravitron is ok, but FUUUUUCK the Tilt-a-Whirl

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u/girlMikeD 6h ago

They had to stop the Tilt-a-Whirl when I was about 6 yo bc I lost my mind, scared out of my mind. They initially wouldn’t stop it but my uncle ran into the staging area and screamed he was going to stop it himself.

Well they stopped it, he grabbed me and we left the Rehoboth Beach Fun Land and went to get ice cream.

He’s still my favorite uncle to this day.

Love you Uncle Matt

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u/beqqua 14h ago

My 6 and 9 year old tried it a few months ago and hated it 😂 Wasn't the actual Graviton through, it was an open air version that also went up and tilted and stuff so that may have been a factor. I declined to join haha

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u/maison_deja_vu 17h ago edited 45m ago

They still exist?!

Edit: that was my favorite ride! Haven't seen one in ages!

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u/Slice0fur 17h ago

Yup, I went on one last month at the fair with my boyfriend.

We considered it our final time as it's just not comfortable and we felt like shit afterwards.
We are unhealthy as shit and 35 tho.

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u/sexual__velociraptor 17h ago

Healthy people feel like shit after this too

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u/Pipe_Memes 17h ago

Some people even barf after, or, god forbid, during.

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u/KBK226 Millennial 17h ago

My Dad always tells this story about how he & his brother rode this ride as kids & his brother threw up & it came back all over them. They had to ride the bus home covered in vomit. He never got on one of these again haha

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u/AppropriateWin3923 15h ago

Classic story lol. Maybe the same one my dad was on.

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u/Impossible_Way_3042 8h ago

So it wasn't this ride but something similar happened to me. Me my brother and my cousin were riding the scrambler (pictured below). My brother had hot dogs right before we got on. Anyway he gets sick and blows hotdog chunks all over me. I end up being the only person that gets drenched. Not a drop on my brother or my cousin. As we are going around we are trying to yell at the operator to stop the ride but we only spin by him every few seconds so it was more like "Stop...........The...........Ride." Finally he stops the ride and we all get off. I come off looking like I was the one who got sick, and everyone else comes off clean as a whistle. My Dad obviously has to bring me home, but here's the kicker. My brother spent about 10 minutes trying to argue why he shouldn't go home considering he's fresh and clean and ready to ride other stuff. Even though he was the reason I had to go home early he was trying to weasel himself into staying. Dad shut that shit down quick.

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u/LiamOmegaHaku 17h ago

The mid-ride vomit centrifugal PLASTERING that would happen to the people immediately adjacent is something to behold (don't behold it).

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u/shymermaid11 16h ago

This is the exact reason I never went on it as a kid. I'd heard stories. Plus people getting their hair caught. That one was a story that when around my school. That a girl died on one at Six Flags Great America. Not sure if it was true or not but it was enough to say nope.

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u/nrh117 15h ago

This was my absolute favorite ride and I went on it last year. The adult body is just not designed to be compressed and spun. Still loved it though.

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u/Madara1389 13h ago

Same, was and still is my favorite ride. Though I'm autistic and like to think of it as poor-man's fighter jet/astronaut training.

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u/nemofbaby2014 15h ago

happened to my cousin one year at the state fair i remember just on the ground laughing when they came out pissed off

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u/mcilibrarian 16h ago

Core memory: We repeatedly rode this as kids bc they weren't any lines. After a few times we grabbed lunch. Hotdogs. It did not go well.

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u/Chance_Ad_4676 15h ago

My dad always called it the Vomitron lol (it was the Gravitron)

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u/No_Constant5559 17h ago

Hard to barf during, the gravity kinda holds it in

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u/mymomsaysimsatan 16h ago

I definitely saw someone throw up on one these when I was a kid (it got some people, I was on the opposite side thank goodness)

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u/Mecha_Tortoise 16h ago

True, but you have to stand up on the wall.

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u/alwaysforgettingmyun 15h ago

It's one of the only rides I've seen be stopped because someone was gonna barf.

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u/Nona_Ann 17h ago

And now I’ll never ride it again… thanks for that reality check 😂

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u/Best-Part5931 16h ago

I barfed

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u/Stenomittens 16h ago

Yeah I barfed but fortunately managed to wait until after the ride was over. Fun ride though.

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u/catjuggler 17h ago edited 16h ago

I’m 43 and have been debating if I could still do it. I’ll take that as a no then lol

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u/Aunt_Llama 17h ago

I found out the hard way that around 32 my body stopped enjoying rollercoasters. Nothing spectacularly bad mind you, but instead of minor thrill and enjoyment, it was disorientation and anxiety for some reason.

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u/goody82 17h ago

It’s weird how our balance seems to degrade. I get woozy just from riding on playground swings (I have young kids). Haven’t been on a coaster in about 15 years but I imagine it’s different now.

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u/Low_Soft_4920 16h ago

This is confirmed. Late 30's and now terrified of playground swings lol.

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u/LilStabbyboo 15h ago

Anything that propels me more forcefully than about a relaxed saunter makes my body believe I'm dying and i have a panic attack about it.

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u/dakiller 16h ago

It’s the core bracing squeeze, to stop the insides just going to jelly, and the eyes locking onto the horizon to maintain orientation. The enjoyment isn’t there, it is just enduring the ride till it’s finished.

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u/BukkitsOfOrcSemen 15h ago

Coasters hit different in your thirties and forties. But I have found that I could get back into them if I did so slowly. your body does get used to them the more you ride them and I was able to get back into coaster riding and now im all good.

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u/alphaxion 15h ago

In my 40s and still don't have this problem, is this because I still do things like roller skating and prefer to walk everywhere?

I find if you just keep being active, your body keeps up well.

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u/Zerachiel_01 15h ago

Space Mountain fucked my back up at 18. Some rides are just fucking rough.

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u/mopsbauer 16h ago

48 and rode it this year with my 8 year old son at his request. It's been about 30 years since I rode it last, and boy did it suck this time. I legit thought I was going to die as I could feel my trachea collapsing upon itself. Of course there's nothing you can do in the middle of the ride - you can't reach your arm out to signal anyone (not like they're paying attention to you anyway), and the music is just blasting at a deafening level, so no one could hear you scream, if you could scream. So you just close your eyes and wait for the end, whichever version comes first.

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u/Chance_Ad_4676 15h ago

I’m 40 and I think at this age I would pass away lol

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u/AlternatiMantid 17h ago

I'm 36 & I'll take my chances. Not passing that thing up if I see it again.

Tbf, I didn't feel great after riding it last time, in my early 20's. Had a migraine & stiff neck the rest of the night. Still worth it.

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u/kapoopa-the-poopah 16h ago

I used to love amusement parks and I would go on all the rides. I was so excited to take my daughter and was looking forward to all the rides with her. I never want to go on a ride again, but at least now I understand my dad that much more.

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u/steveweber314 16h ago

same age and went on one last summer. didn't particularly enjoy it but the most uncomfortable part was the price of tickets

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u/Electrical-Fig-5009 16h ago

Last time i was 23 & barfed all over my ex. Don't worry, he deserved it.

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u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee Older Millennial 15h ago

When you think about fairs objectively it's pretty fuckin weird. At some point someone is just like, "Let's make a device that just shakes the absolute shit out of someone until they vomit, people will love it!"

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u/Significant-Angle864 17h ago

Went on it last year at the county fair, and holy hell did it wreck my back.

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u/batsofburden 16h ago

As long as there is gravity, there is Gravitron.

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u/ishboo3002 17h ago

They're always in shitty mall parking lots every summer

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u/Neveronlyadream 17h ago

Not by me. Mostly the public park by the library and weird little church parking lots.

But yeah, they still very much exist and they still look exactly like two guys with cigarettes hanging out of their mouths and dirty trucker hats assembled them with nothing but a screwdriver and the wrong size wrench.

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u/Ambitious_Cover339 17h ago

They exist, but most don’t let you flip upside down anymore

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u/StateHot3117 16h ago

I asked a guy at my local agricultural fair and he looked at me like he was thinking should I? I thought for a minute he might let me and I would have been a legend in my kids eyes. It's just fairytale to them. Maybe in the future

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u/iwrite4food 17h ago

As someone who spent a summer working for a traveling amusement company, it's definitely one of the safer rides, or at least one of the ones that would get pulled if something was even slightly wrong with it. Whereas the Ferris wheel ran on duct tape, WD-40, and hope.

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u/lizerlfunk 15h ago

Yeah there’s a reason I don’t ride fair rides or let my kid ride them. A Ferris wheel that is permanent and stays in one place is fine, one that is assembled out of the back of a truck is not. I’ve had too many negative experiences on fair rides.

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u/geniice 7h ago

A Ferris wheel that is permanent and stays in one place is fine, one that is assembled out of the back of a truck is not.

One that is assembled out of the back of a truck has at least had eyeballs on it on a regular basis. One that stays in one place has as much inspection as the minium wage employees feel like doing.

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u/SoElusivee 17h ago

You mean the rollercoaster with the bolts lifting out of the ground wasn't safe?

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u/Fancy_0613 15h ago

The zipper ride still gives me anxiety when I see it.

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u/panth0000 15h ago

Until you take lsd and decide to ride it with a friend. The carnie in the middle driving it turned into a frolicking mullet demon. He was doing cartwheels, while smoking. He stood sideways on the wall with his dark magics, while w.a.s.p. blasted our ears,it was a portal to hell.

It was glorious.

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u/shityplumber 17h ago

They had one fail at Miami-dades fair when i was a growing up. Panels blew out or something

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u/destroyman1337 17h ago

Yeah I remember that. Just looked it up 3 critically injured, 7 injured in total. Sounds like no one died but still.

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u/Nausstica 16h ago

Relatively safe, unless the dude at the controls straight up falls asleep. Ask me how I know.

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u/radiantcabbage 14h ago

op wouldnt know, cos they obviously never been on this thing. i refuse to believe the title could be a result of experience, what are they going to do with a seat belt? the wall is literally the floor, thats why youre allowed to climb and flip around on it.

only way to result in injury is a catastrophic failure of the whole apparatus, flinging everyone on the ride out to oblivion. in which case no belt is going to save you

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u/Northeasterner83 15h ago

We did this about a month ago. The ride was run by what looked like a 15 year old child with a 3 year old on her lap. Oh and a stereo bungee chorded to the railing to provide music.

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u/nedrawevot 16h ago

Gravity is the seatblet and nothing more reliable

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u/webby131 15h ago

Not gravity, but centrifugal force. I'd bet it's more dangerous to be outside of it where shit can be flung off of it than inside.

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u/Lord_Emperor 14h ago

Something something equivalence principle.

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u/SickOfBullyingNL 17h ago

They had an amusement park that would come to the local mall's parking lot every summer (with this ride); that amusement park stopped coming after 2010.

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u/Legitimate_Proof_927 17h ago

Honestly it probably was the safest lol

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u/DisgruntledTexan 16h ago

Literally did this ride, got off to go find my parents - someone broke their neck on the roller coaster

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u/TheOctopusParadox 17h ago

Better keep your fingers away from the sides, when it slows down and the panels drop your fingers get crushed

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u/Embarrassed_Key_4539 17h ago

Loved the Gravitron

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u/coopaliscious Xennial 17h ago

We used to flip upside-down and try to stand up, loved that ride

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u/iainB85 17h ago

Then the guy in the middle yells at you and you’re like, “what’re you going to do about it?” 😂

I don’t know how kids didn’t break more fingers with those panels sliding up and down though!

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u/lurking_mz 16h ago

Rofl, our operator was the one walking the middle rails towards the end of the night when he let us ride for longer since there were fewer in the lines.

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u/porchlight_ghost 1990 Millennial 16h ago

OMG yes we had the same operator 😂

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u/lFightForTheUsers 15h ago

Same, he'd always be wearing a Motley Crue t shirt and be goofing off outside the control booth while its operating. Iirc they have some kind of internal timer safety so after so long it'd end cycle automatically. But he'd be running around the little handrail loop part or standing perpendicular on one of the rider slats or some shit. Safety was really something else back then 😆

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u/mikeru22 15h ago

Same! The operator peacocking by walking on that railing 😂 we thought he was so cool but if he fell I wonder what would have happened.

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u/Horror_Appearance_26 15h ago

Always played the best songs

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u/Necessary_Ad7215 14h ago

our guy was literally the dj from toonami

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u/MapsOverCoffee22 14h ago

I had that guy. We'd ride this so many times towards the end of the night he's say "Do what you want. You have two minutes." And we'd do crazy stuff then he'd warn us to straighten up because it was about to slow down.

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u/Individual_Access356 15h ago

I remember the guy in the middle running the ride going over to stand up on the wall himself as a 9yo I was like hmm is this ok? lol

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u/MegaGrimer 15h ago

Once the operator on my walked all the way around the walls on the ride I was on.

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u/Booger_Picnic 15h ago

We used to do this and the carney gave absolutely no shits. The '90s were awesome.

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u/Nausstica 15h ago

The dude in the middle was either an uptight asshole or a blazed buttrocker, no in-betweens.

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u/Ent_Soviet 11h ago

I mean yeah a carnie. You either get dudes who don’t give a fuck or dudes utterly unemployable in any other context.

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u/addiktion 15h ago

One time I had an operator that didn't give a crap and I was hanging on the railing in the center Superman'ing it, it was really fun.

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u/Embarrassed_Key_4539 17h ago

Same! We thought we were soooo cool

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u/Ambitious_Jelly8783 16h ago

Thought? I am that cool.

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u/Gonna_do_this_again 17h ago

Never once had an operator tell me to stop

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u/alexandralittlebooks 16h ago

Tried to roll onto our stomachs and get onto our hands and knees!

Oof, my stomach remembers 

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u/Elderberry-smells 17h ago

They renamed it to Starship 2000 now around me. Still smells like barf, still plays 90s music, still has the teens that reach the railing by standing up on the seats.

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u/lorgskyegon 14h ago

It was Starship 2000 at the Oregon State Fair when I was a kid. My favorite ride, just narrowly beating out The Scrambler.

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u/Party-Ad-8255 17h ago

Barged so fucking bard! 26 years later and I can’t remember feeling worse

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u/Party-Ad-8255 17h ago

Barfed

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u/IP-II-llVll-IP 17h ago

"Barged so fucking bard" is too good of a phrase to not find a use for.

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u/Detuned_Clock 20X6 17h ago

Life as a viking

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u/LiamOmegaHaku 17h ago
  • Quoth a guy on the Ohio river between Cincinnati and Covington.
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u/rdogg_82 Xennial 17h ago

Vomitron around here.

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u/kylozen101020 17h ago

We called it that too! In Florida

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u/whitecastlebites 17h ago

Same here in Ontario!

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u/nicholaspaul33 16h ago

Graviton was my favorite ride at Rehobeth Beach boardwalk

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u/La-li-lu-le-lo86 17h ago

The Laws of Physics were our seat belt

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u/score_ 17h ago

Yeah I think a seat belt strap would actually make this less safe.

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u/addiktion 15h ago

I tell you what, I went back on one when I was an older adult and I felt like I was suffocating, so I don't know how the kids do it.

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u/hedoeswhathewants 13h ago

Genuinely it's because physics are less "harsh" on smaller beings.

Similar reason to why a cat can fall a hundred feet and be fine.

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u/acquaintedwithheight 13h ago

> Similar reason to why a cat can fall a hundred feet and be fine.

Cat fall survival rates actually increase above 6 stories. They have more time to self-right and lower their terminal velocity.

If it’s comforting to anyone, cats that are treated for “high rise syndrome” are reported to have a 90% survival rate when falling 2 to 32 stories.

Edit: Forgot my source: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3692980/

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u/Training_Complex_731 6h ago

That's a classic case study in survivorship bias. They studied cats who were taken to an animal hospital. Cats who fell from such a height that they died on impact weren't included because their owners didn't take them to the hospital, and cats who had no injuries also weren't included for the same reason.

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u/score_ 14h ago

I'm guessing the smaller mass of their organs puts less strain on their lungs. 

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u/biiirdfeeder 14h ago

Also did one as an adult and felt like I was suffocating. I’m not too out of shape either. I thought after, maybe I just need to man up but I don’t know. More body mass to press against the organs?

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u/traveling_confusion 16h ago

my exact thought. like. I wasn't going anywhere lol

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u/kingjizzam 17h ago

They haven’t gone anywhere.

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u/MeanderingLibrarian Millennial 17h ago

Just saw one at a carnival about a month ago...such good memories.

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u/S_words_not_swords 16h ago

Same, it comes to town with the fair in October and I ride it every year...multiple times lol. 

Never seen one with a seat belt

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u/davegrohlisawesome 16h ago

We have one right now at our local county fair. It’s there every year.

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u/Aggressive-Ad874 Younger Millennial 17h ago edited 17h ago

Gravitron. The ride operator usually stands in the middle and does a DJ set at the same time.

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u/mackyoh Older Millennial 17h ago

and oddly, I wanted to be among their kind

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u/Neither_Internal_261 16h ago

It's not odd. We all stared at them and knew they were living the dream.

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u/DowntownCandy6142 14h ago

Hi. I was one of those kind 👋 I worked at a small amusement park that had one, some people absolutely couldn’t run it because even in the center, you get dizzy. We’d rotate off that ride every 40 minutes as a standard. Still, it was a fun time!

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u/Neither_Internal_261 14h ago

Why in the hell would you ever quit that job?!?! haha no I get it... it's the ghosts.

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u/Aggressive-Ad874 Younger Millennial 16h ago

Yep

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u/superspeck 15h ago

For five minutes they had a captive audience that couldn’t refuse to listen to their Nirvana/Tori Amos remixes

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u/CardiffGiantx 16h ago

Yes! I’ll always remember it as a dude who looked like he’s attending a cannibal corpse concert, blasting metal, and being able to do all kinds of cool walks along the wall

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u/steamhenk 16h ago

one motherfucker did this at the fair in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed in somebody's yard. They still use the same machine, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those triangles in the ceiling.

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u/ToddHowardTouchedMe 16h ago

did his shoes come off?

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u/SmashPortal 15h ago

What kind of shoes he got on in his casket?

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u/Sufficient-Patient46 16h ago

Every time I see a Gravitron I think of "rippen" because of this pasta. Classic.

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u/cMcDozer4 14h ago

You’re full of shit lmao

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u/benchley 14h ago

They found his head over by the snowcone concession!

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u/minxwink 1988 13h ago

THEY DUCT TAPED IT OMGGGG LMFAO

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u/CanadianPenguinnn 14h ago

I saw a worker once walking back and forth on the walls

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u/BabyFartMacGeezacks 17h ago

Death trap? It was about the safest ride there could be.

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u/Aggressive-Ad874 Younger Millennial 17h ago

Definitely, the centrifugal force keeps you in place

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u/Shaun32887 16h ago

Always a relevant XKCD

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u/Big_Mudd 15h ago

My physics professor had this hanging on the door to his office in college almost 20 years ago.

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u/Aggressive-Ad874 Younger Millennial 17h ago

Hahaha

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u/Then-Forces 16h ago

Safe until someone barfs. Once it gets up to full speed it all becomes projectile vomit, even the sympathy puke.

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u/Green_Fan_8925 16h ago

What the heck is sympathy puke

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u/DisingenuousWizard 16h ago

The puke of others that are sympathizing with the initial puker. Like yawning when others yawn. Ever see this old movie Stand by Me?

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u/BrbFlippinInfinCoins 14h ago

I've been on this ride at least 6 dozen times and never seen anyone throw up on it. Granted, that isn't a large amount but it was over many years; it seems to me like the force would keep the fluids in place until the ride ended - at least for "sympathy pukes." A real strong puke could perchance find its way onto one's neighbors.

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u/20sidedobjects 16h ago

Maybe now (?), but it's had a history: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitron#Incidents
I personally witnessed one of these incidents. It was pretty bad.

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u/we_just_are 14h ago

4 incidents is way safer than I expected

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u/Gorillazzzzz 16h ago

Idk, my arm somehow got caught between two seats and pinned down so the seat beside me kept rolling up and down over my elbow and arm. I’m surprised it didn’t break. I was screaming at the guy to stop the ride 😭

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u/No-Bid-9741 17h ago

You’ve never played Nuka World.

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u/RamblinGamblinWilly 16h ago

I'm confused as to what role you think a seatbelt should play here

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u/Blackstone01 13h ago

Well, adding seatbelts would mean there would be a chance for a "deaths by strangulation" section on the Gravitron Wikipedia page.

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u/recurrence 13h ago

I’m still laughing at this 10 minutes later. It’s gotta be the deadpan delivery lmao

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u/VulgarVerbiage 5h ago

What if you hit a deer?

Or another Gravitron?

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u/wholesomeriots 17h ago

Lost my first cell phone in one of those. It was a Nokia brick

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u/Blazanar 17h ago

I'm surprised that didn't break the ride

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u/wholesomeriots 17h ago

Yeah. It should have blown a hole in the side of the ride and knocked out a family of four. Surprised it wasn’t on the news

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u/surmatt 15h ago

Like throwing a brick in a front load dryer.

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u/MrTuxedoWilliams 17h ago

You just gave me 2003 flashback

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u/wholesomeriots 17h ago

Hell yeah. Memories of playing snake?

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u/Weird-Drummer-2439 17h ago

I lost my blackberry :(

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u/B34STM4CH1N3 16h ago

Don't worry, the phone is still safe.

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u/Ninja_Grizzly1122 17h ago

At 42, almost 43 years old, I still ride these. Usually once a year at the State Fair. Which means I'll be riding one again in about a month.

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u/LucidMarshmellow 16h ago

The real death trap at the fair was The Zipper.

Rocking back and forth in those things trying to get them to flip while you occasionally hear a bolt or something fly free.

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u/Nikedawg 11h ago

I went on this exactly once when I was younger. Friend of mine convinced me to go on it with him... well I think with me being a fatass at the time (and still am) I guess it made the cage roll faster or at least more often. It literally never stopped flipping the ENTIRE time we were riding it. I always saw others stop and flip now and then but ours literally never stopped. I've never gotten motion sick/felt like I was going to vom after a ride in my life apart from that one zipper ride. Never rode it again and my BF and I went to the county fair this year just to check things out as its been a long time and I was a bit sad that they don't seem to even have the zipper anymore. I did see the gravitron though and that made me happy to see.

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u/pinksparklybluebird 14h ago

That thing always looked like a death trap to me

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u/Leucippus1 Millennial 17h ago

The seatbelt is basic physics.

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u/chessmasterjj 15h ago

My brother threw up on it and I watched the vomit fly right back into his face

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u/night_jerry 17h ago

Theres always that one dude walking around horizontally like he runs the place which i guess he literally does but still

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u/ChampionChoices 17h ago

Love the broken railing! What’s a little impalement amongst friends?!

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u/MakeMagatsCry 17h ago

My first job was running one of these at a boardwalk. Did you know the operator in the middle spins with the ride? And if you move your head at all you get very sick very fast

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u/jonjawnjahnsss 17h ago

It's centrifugal motion. It's a feeling like this.

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u/cautionheart22 16h ago

This kiss. This kiss.

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u/jonjawnjahnsss 14h ago

Unstoppable. Ty

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u/Pplthrowaway123 17h ago

Got stuck in one for 4 hours. Power went out for the entire fair and the hydraulic actuators for the door wouldn't operate. Fire department had to pry it open.

Can't believe there wasn't an emergency escape but I guess that wasn't a requirement back then haha

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt 14h ago

Can you imagine if it'd been operational the whole time? Igghhhh if you didn't die you'd want to.

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u/BeefwagonDiscs 16h ago

This should be on Rescue 9-1-1

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u/tundybundo 17h ago

This is still a thing lol it’s been all of my kids favorite ride at varying points

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u/SK90035 17h ago

If you put on seat belt how are you going to flip yourself upside down while being pinned on that wall? That was the best part.

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u/sonofdynamite 16h ago

That is the safe version.   You have the tilting version or the hell hole where the floor drops out several feet.

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u/jenniferwillow 16h ago

Like it was yesterday. Because that's when I last rode it with my kid at the fair. Twice.

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u/McShartlebottoms 17h ago

The last time I ever went in one, was when someone farted and it was awful, trapped in the fart zone

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1EtlhAXY8CGt3tLO

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u/Spoon520 17h ago

Guy in the middle like dancing around the entire circle somehow when it’s going 50 mph

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u/prophy__wife 14h ago

One of my favorite rides to this day. I’ve done it as an adult and felt fine, I’m surprised others said they felt terrible after, I usually get motion sick real easy but not on this ride for some reason.

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u/Rk12989 17h ago

My cousin was on one when someone puked and everyone got puke on them

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u/imsohungryman 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NUZ5OqHdbknHa
I imagine this after the first puke

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u/ke922x 17h ago

I have two core memories of this insane ride.

  1. The carnie smoked cigs in the middle which was nauseating.

  2. The girl that threw up mid ride. It was gnarly to watch.

10/10 experience

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u/GnarlyGnarwhalz 17h ago

Yea i rode it last year at the state fair

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u/PearlescentGem Baby Millennial 17h ago

Oh yeah.

Town festival, 2009. My cousin and I decided to ride this for the first time in our lives. No seatbelts, a safety cage with a chain, and gravity were all that was going to be holding us to that ride, and we were ready to take it on.

Except the ride overseer was rude to us for no good reason. We weren't rowdy, we weren't rude, chick was probably just tired of kids in general and took it out on us. My uncle bribed her to let us on and it worked.

Excited as we were, my cousin didn't factor in that that amount of force on a 13 year old who has a full stomach is a recipe for disaster. He vomited everywhere mid-ride. Covered two girls next to him in it from the spin force and even managed to somehow shoot the ride operator right in the face. Me? I was holding on for dear life hunkered in my corner, laughing my ass off. I was one of the few to not get covered in his stomach contents, and it was a delightful mix of chaos and horror to behold such a sight.

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u/supernanify 17h ago

I once went to a fair with my cousin and our order of operations went blue sno-cones -> Gravitron -> fun house. She held it together admirably until we were almost through the fun house. 

The only exit was a whirly slide. She barfed up blue sno-cone at the top of the slide, so that a trail of blue slime flowed alllll the way down...

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u/elenchusis 17h ago

I used to ride one that was the same idea, except it was a metal circle with no top on it and it lifted up and tilted. Gravitron was pretty tame

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u/HunterGonzo 16h ago

At Geauga Lake in Ohio many years ago, there was a guy on the spectrum who would ride this thing literally over and over again. Known locally as Fred the Rotor Man. The ride would end, he would hide outside the exit door, and then as it was loading up again, he would immediately get right back on. Almost all day. Almost every day. For almost a decade. Guy was a bit of a local legend.

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u/WetLoophole Millennial 17h ago

Those things were crazy. No adults, just teens on this bad boy was on par with russian roulette.

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u/ColoradoSprings82 17h ago

Not sure what a seat belt is going to do for you if this thing falls off its axle.

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u/SirGothamHatt 17h ago

The Turkish Twist at Canobie Lake Park in New Hampshire was my jam

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u/Strange-Employee-520 16h ago

It's still there!!!

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u/NeedleInArm 17h ago

We had a dude that would stand up on the walls and dance lol he was there every year

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u/Repulsive_Offer_4162 17h ago

ours was called “the rotor” at geagua lake. some wildly creepy dude rode it all day every day. i hope he won his world record for whatever it was he was going for.

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u/Reina8008 16h ago

I went on this once as a kid and the crackhead running it passed out. My mother was frantically trying to find someone to stop the thing. Me and the other kids were in there about twenty minutes. I wasn’t right for a few days.

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u/SBAC850211 17h ago

My emetophobia would never let me even walk by this thing.

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u/Inthe_reddithole 17h ago

I loved this ride 😂😂

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u/Leading-Loss-986 17h ago

One of my favorites! And a good physics lesson.

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u/Legal_Cheesecake_467 17h ago

I couldn't breathe. Am I the only one?

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u/ScaryFoal558760 17h ago

get in ride

operator says no going upside down allowed

go upside down anyway because what's he gonna do from the middle

ride finishes

hey I said no upside down

ok

repeat like 20 times because guy doesn't actually care

Those were the days, yup. sip white monster You kids got it easy nowadays I tell ya.

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u/SlayyerFest98 17h ago

Gravity was the seatbelt