r/Millennials • u/EchoesOfYouth • 17h ago
Nostalgia Does anyone else remember riding in this pseudo-death trap without even so much as a seat belt?
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u/jaywinner 17h ago
Looked like one of the safest rides among that travelling amusement park.
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u/LolaBelleEl 17h ago
Did this exact ride last weekend at a traveling fair
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u/RLLRRR 17h ago
Took my kids as a right of passage.
They were 9 & 6. I was 36.
Felt like absolute death and will never do it again. Holy shit it made me sicker and dizzier than I've ever been in my life, and I used to ride tf out of this thing.
Kids loved it and rode it another half dozen times.
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u/nedal8 8h ago
Gravitron is ok, but FUUUUUCK the Tilt-a-Whirl
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u/girlMikeD 6h ago
They had to stop the Tilt-a-Whirl when I was about 6 yo bc I lost my mind, scared out of my mind. They initially wouldn’t stop it but my uncle ran into the staging area and screamed he was going to stop it himself.
Well they stopped it, he grabbed me and we left the Rehoboth Beach Fun Land and went to get ice cream.
He’s still my favorite uncle to this day.
Love you Uncle Matt
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u/beqqua 14h ago
My 6 and 9 year old tried it a few months ago and hated it 😂 Wasn't the actual Graviton through, it was an open air version that also went up and tilted and stuff so that may have been a factor. I declined to join haha
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u/maison_deja_vu 17h ago edited 45m ago
They still exist?!
Edit: that was my favorite ride! Haven't seen one in ages!
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u/Slice0fur 17h ago
Yup, I went on one last month at the fair with my boyfriend.
We considered it our final time as it's just not comfortable and we felt like shit afterwards.
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u/sexual__velociraptor 17h ago
Healthy people feel like shit after this too
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u/Pipe_Memes 17h ago
Some people even barf after, or, god forbid, during.
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u/KBK226 Millennial 17h ago
My Dad always tells this story about how he & his brother rode this ride as kids & his brother threw up & it came back all over them. They had to ride the bus home covered in vomit. He never got on one of these again haha
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u/Impossible_Way_3042 8h ago
So it wasn't this ride but something similar happened to me. Me my brother and my cousin were riding the scrambler (pictured below). My brother had hot dogs right before we got on. Anyway he gets sick and blows hotdog chunks all over me. I end up being the only person that gets drenched. Not a drop on my brother or my cousin. As we are going around we are trying to yell at the operator to stop the ride but we only spin by him every few seconds so it was more like "Stop...........The...........Ride." Finally he stops the ride and we all get off. I come off looking like I was the one who got sick, and everyone else comes off clean as a whistle. My Dad obviously has to bring me home, but here's the kicker. My brother spent about 10 minutes trying to argue why he shouldn't go home considering he's fresh and clean and ready to ride other stuff. Even though he was the reason I had to go home early he was trying to weasel himself into staying. Dad shut that shit down quick.
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u/LiamOmegaHaku 17h ago
The mid-ride vomit centrifugal PLASTERING that would happen to the people immediately adjacent is something to behold (don't behold it).
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u/shymermaid11 16h ago
This is the exact reason I never went on it as a kid. I'd heard stories. Plus people getting their hair caught. That one was a story that when around my school. That a girl died on one at Six Flags Great America. Not sure if it was true or not but it was enough to say nope.
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u/nrh117 15h ago
This was my absolute favorite ride and I went on it last year. The adult body is just not designed to be compressed and spun. Still loved it though.
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u/Madara1389 13h ago
Same, was and still is my favorite ride. Though I'm autistic and like to think of it as poor-man's fighter jet/astronaut training.
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u/nemofbaby2014 15h ago
happened to my cousin one year at the state fair i remember just on the ground laughing when they came out pissed off
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u/mcilibrarian 16h ago
Core memory: We repeatedly rode this as kids bc they weren't any lines. After a few times we grabbed lunch. Hotdogs. It did not go well.
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u/No_Constant5559 17h ago
Hard to barf during, the gravity kinda holds it in
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u/mymomsaysimsatan 16h ago
I definitely saw someone throw up on one these when I was a kid (it got some people, I was on the opposite side thank goodness)
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u/alwaysforgettingmyun 15h ago
It's one of the only rides I've seen be stopped because someone was gonna barf.
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u/Best-Part5931 16h ago
I barfed
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u/Stenomittens 16h ago
Yeah I barfed but fortunately managed to wait until after the ride was over. Fun ride though.
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u/catjuggler 17h ago edited 16h ago
I’m 43 and have been debating if I could still do it. I’ll take that as a no then lol
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u/Aunt_Llama 17h ago
I found out the hard way that around 32 my body stopped enjoying rollercoasters. Nothing spectacularly bad mind you, but instead of minor thrill and enjoyment, it was disorientation and anxiety for some reason.
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u/goody82 17h ago
It’s weird how our balance seems to degrade. I get woozy just from riding on playground swings (I have young kids). Haven’t been on a coaster in about 15 years but I imagine it’s different now.
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u/Low_Soft_4920 16h ago
This is confirmed. Late 30's and now terrified of playground swings lol.
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u/LilStabbyboo 15h ago
Anything that propels me more forcefully than about a relaxed saunter makes my body believe I'm dying and i have a panic attack about it.
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u/dakiller 16h ago
It’s the core bracing squeeze, to stop the insides just going to jelly, and the eyes locking onto the horizon to maintain orientation. The enjoyment isn’t there, it is just enduring the ride till it’s finished.
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u/BukkitsOfOrcSemen 15h ago
Coasters hit different in your thirties and forties. But I have found that I could get back into them if I did so slowly. your body does get used to them the more you ride them and I was able to get back into coaster riding and now im all good.
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u/alphaxion 15h ago
In my 40s and still don't have this problem, is this because I still do things like roller skating and prefer to walk everywhere?
I find if you just keep being active, your body keeps up well.
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u/mopsbauer 16h ago
48 and rode it this year with my 8 year old son at his request. It's been about 30 years since I rode it last, and boy did it suck this time. I legit thought I was going to die as I could feel my trachea collapsing upon itself. Of course there's nothing you can do in the middle of the ride - you can't reach your arm out to signal anyone (not like they're paying attention to you anyway), and the music is just blasting at a deafening level, so no one could hear you scream, if you could scream. So you just close your eyes and wait for the end, whichever version comes first.
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u/AlternatiMantid 17h ago
I'm 36 & I'll take my chances. Not passing that thing up if I see it again.
Tbf, I didn't feel great after riding it last time, in my early 20's. Had a migraine & stiff neck the rest of the night. Still worth it.
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u/kapoopa-the-poopah 16h ago
I used to love amusement parks and I would go on all the rides. I was so excited to take my daughter and was looking forward to all the rides with her. I never want to go on a ride again, but at least now I understand my dad that much more.
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u/steveweber314 16h ago
same age and went on one last summer. didn't particularly enjoy it but the most uncomfortable part was the price of tickets
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u/Electrical-Fig-5009 16h ago
Last time i was 23 & barfed all over my ex. Don't worry, he deserved it.
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u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee Older Millennial 15h ago
When you think about fairs objectively it's pretty fuckin weird. At some point someone is just like, "Let's make a device that just shakes the absolute shit out of someone until they vomit, people will love it!"
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u/Significant-Angle864 17h ago
Went on it last year at the county fair, and holy hell did it wreck my back.
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u/ishboo3002 17h ago
They're always in shitty mall parking lots every summer
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u/Neveronlyadream 17h ago
Not by me. Mostly the public park by the library and weird little church parking lots.
But yeah, they still very much exist and they still look exactly like two guys with cigarettes hanging out of their mouths and dirty trucker hats assembled them with nothing but a screwdriver and the wrong size wrench.
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u/Ambitious_Cover339 17h ago
They exist, but most don’t let you flip upside down anymore
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u/StateHot3117 16h ago
I asked a guy at my local agricultural fair and he looked at me like he was thinking should I? I thought for a minute he might let me and I would have been a legend in my kids eyes. It's just fairytale to them. Maybe in the future
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u/iwrite4food 17h ago
As someone who spent a summer working for a traveling amusement company, it's definitely one of the safer rides, or at least one of the ones that would get pulled if something was even slightly wrong with it. Whereas the Ferris wheel ran on duct tape, WD-40, and hope.
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u/lizerlfunk 15h ago
Yeah there’s a reason I don’t ride fair rides or let my kid ride them. A Ferris wheel that is permanent and stays in one place is fine, one that is assembled out of the back of a truck is not. I’ve had too many negative experiences on fair rides.
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u/geniice 7h ago
A Ferris wheel that is permanent and stays in one place is fine, one that is assembled out of the back of a truck is not.
One that is assembled out of the back of a truck has at least had eyeballs on it on a regular basis. One that stays in one place has as much inspection as the minium wage employees feel like doing.
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u/SoElusivee 17h ago
You mean the rollercoaster with the bolts lifting out of the ground wasn't safe?
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u/panth0000 15h ago
Until you take lsd and decide to ride it with a friend. The carnie in the middle driving it turned into a frolicking mullet demon. He was doing cartwheels, while smoking. He stood sideways on the wall with his dark magics, while w.a.s.p. blasted our ears,it was a portal to hell.
It was glorious.
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u/shityplumber 17h ago
They had one fail at Miami-dades fair when i was a growing up. Panels blew out or something
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u/destroyman1337 17h ago
Yeah I remember that. Just looked it up 3 critically injured, 7 injured in total. Sounds like no one died but still.
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u/Nausstica 16h ago
Relatively safe, unless the dude at the controls straight up falls asleep. Ask me how I know.
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u/radiantcabbage 14h ago
op wouldnt know, cos they obviously never been on this thing. i refuse to believe the title could be a result of experience, what are they going to do with a seat belt? the wall is literally the floor, thats why youre allowed to climb and flip around on it.
only way to result in injury is a catastrophic failure of the whole apparatus, flinging everyone on the ride out to oblivion. in which case no belt is going to save you
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u/Northeasterner83 15h ago
We did this about a month ago. The ride was run by what looked like a 15 year old child with a 3 year old on her lap. Oh and a stereo bungee chorded to the railing to provide music.
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u/nedrawevot 16h ago
Gravity is the seatblet and nothing more reliable
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u/webby131 15h ago
Not gravity, but centrifugal force. I'd bet it's more dangerous to be outside of it where shit can be flung off of it than inside.
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u/SickOfBullyingNL 17h ago
They had an amusement park that would come to the local mall's parking lot every summer (with this ride); that amusement park stopped coming after 2010.
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u/DisgruntledTexan 16h ago
Literally did this ride, got off to go find my parents - someone broke their neck on the roller coaster
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u/TheOctopusParadox 17h ago
Better keep your fingers away from the sides, when it slows down and the panels drop your fingers get crushed
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u/Embarrassed_Key_4539 17h ago
Loved the Gravitron
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u/coopaliscious Xennial 17h ago
We used to flip upside-down and try to stand up, loved that ride
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u/iainB85 17h ago
Then the guy in the middle yells at you and you’re like, “what’re you going to do about it?” 😂
I don’t know how kids didn’t break more fingers with those panels sliding up and down though!
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u/lurking_mz 16h ago
Rofl, our operator was the one walking the middle rails towards the end of the night when he let us ride for longer since there were fewer in the lines.
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u/porchlight_ghost 1990 Millennial 16h ago
OMG yes we had the same operator 😂
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u/lFightForTheUsers 15h ago
Same, he'd always be wearing a Motley Crue t shirt and be goofing off outside the control booth while its operating. Iirc they have some kind of internal timer safety so after so long it'd end cycle automatically. But he'd be running around the little handrail loop part or standing perpendicular on one of the rider slats or some shit. Safety was really something else back then 😆
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u/mikeru22 15h ago
Same! The operator peacocking by walking on that railing 😂 we thought he was so cool but if he fell I wonder what would have happened.
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u/MapsOverCoffee22 14h ago
I had that guy. We'd ride this so many times towards the end of the night he's say "Do what you want. You have two minutes." And we'd do crazy stuff then he'd warn us to straighten up because it was about to slow down.
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u/Individual_Access356 15h ago
I remember the guy in the middle running the ride going over to stand up on the wall himself as a 9yo I was like hmm is this ok? lol
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u/MegaGrimer 15h ago
Once the operator on my walked all the way around the walls on the ride I was on.
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u/Booger_Picnic 15h ago
We used to do this and the carney gave absolutely no shits. The '90s were awesome.
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u/Nausstica 15h ago
The dude in the middle was either an uptight asshole or a blazed buttrocker, no in-betweens.
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u/Ent_Soviet 11h ago
I mean yeah a carnie. You either get dudes who don’t give a fuck or dudes utterly unemployable in any other context.
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u/addiktion 15h ago
One time I had an operator that didn't give a crap and I was hanging on the railing in the center Superman'ing it, it was really fun.
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u/alexandralittlebooks 16h ago
Tried to roll onto our stomachs and get onto our hands and knees!
Oof, my stomach remembers
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u/Elderberry-smells 17h ago
They renamed it to Starship 2000 now around me. Still smells like barf, still plays 90s music, still has the teens that reach the railing by standing up on the seats.
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u/lorgskyegon 14h ago
It was Starship 2000 at the Oregon State Fair when I was a kid. My favorite ride, just narrowly beating out The Scrambler.
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u/Party-Ad-8255 17h ago
Barged so fucking bard! 26 years later and I can’t remember feeling worse
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u/Party-Ad-8255 17h ago
Barfed
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u/IP-II-llVll-IP 17h ago
"Barged so fucking bard" is too good of a phrase to not find a use for.
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u/nicholaspaul33 16h ago
Graviton was my favorite ride at Rehobeth Beach boardwalk
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u/La-li-lu-le-lo86 17h ago
The Laws of Physics were our seat belt
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u/score_ 17h ago
Yeah I think a seat belt strap would actually make this less safe.
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u/addiktion 15h ago
I tell you what, I went back on one when I was an older adult and I felt like I was suffocating, so I don't know how the kids do it.
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u/hedoeswhathewants 13h ago
Genuinely it's because physics are less "harsh" on smaller beings.
Similar reason to why a cat can fall a hundred feet and be fine.
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u/acquaintedwithheight 13h ago
> Similar reason to why a cat can fall a hundred feet and be fine.
Cat fall survival rates actually increase above 6 stories. They have more time to self-right and lower their terminal velocity.
If it’s comforting to anyone, cats that are treated for “high rise syndrome” are reported to have a 90% survival rate when falling 2 to 32 stories.
Edit: Forgot my source: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3692980/
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u/Training_Complex_731 6h ago
That's a classic case study in survivorship bias. They studied cats who were taken to an animal hospital. Cats who fell from such a height that they died on impact weren't included because their owners didn't take them to the hospital, and cats who had no injuries also weren't included for the same reason.
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u/biiirdfeeder 14h ago
Also did one as an adult and felt like I was suffocating. I’m not too out of shape either. I thought after, maybe I just need to man up but I don’t know. More body mass to press against the organs?
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u/traveling_confusion 16h ago
my exact thought. like. I wasn't going anywhere lol
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u/kingjizzam 17h ago
They haven’t gone anywhere.
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u/MeanderingLibrarian Millennial 17h ago
Just saw one at a carnival about a month ago...such good memories.
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u/S_words_not_swords 16h ago
Same, it comes to town with the fair in October and I ride it every year...multiple times lol.
Never seen one with a seat belt
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u/Aggressive-Ad874 Younger Millennial 17h ago edited 17h ago
Gravitron. The ride operator usually stands in the middle and does a DJ set at the same time.
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u/mackyoh Older Millennial 17h ago
and oddly, I wanted to be among their kind
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u/Neither_Internal_261 16h ago
It's not odd. We all stared at them and knew they were living the dream.
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u/DowntownCandy6142 14h ago
Hi. I was one of those kind 👋 I worked at a small amusement park that had one, some people absolutely couldn’t run it because even in the center, you get dizzy. We’d rotate off that ride every 40 minutes as a standard. Still, it was a fun time!
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u/Neither_Internal_261 14h ago
Why in the hell would you ever quit that job?!?! haha no I get it... it's the ghosts.
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u/superspeck 15h ago
For five minutes they had a captive audience that couldn’t refuse to listen to their Nirvana/Tori Amos remixes
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u/CardiffGiantx 16h ago
Yes! I’ll always remember it as a dude who looked like he’s attending a cannibal corpse concert, blasting metal, and being able to do all kinds of cool walks along the wall
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u/steamhenk 16h ago
one motherfucker did this at the fair in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed in somebody's yard. They still use the same machine, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those triangles in the ceiling.
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u/Sufficient-Patient46 16h ago
Every time I see a Gravitron I think of "rippen" because of this pasta. Classic.
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u/BabyFartMacGeezacks 17h ago
Death trap? It was about the safest ride there could be.
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u/Aggressive-Ad874 Younger Millennial 17h ago
Definitely, the centrifugal force keeps you in place
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u/enmaku 17h ago
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u/Big_Mudd 15h ago
My physics professor had this hanging on the door to his office in college almost 20 years ago.
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u/Then-Forces 16h ago
Safe until someone barfs. Once it gets up to full speed it all becomes projectile vomit, even the sympathy puke.
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u/Green_Fan_8925 16h ago
What the heck is sympathy puke
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u/DisingenuousWizard 16h ago
The puke of others that are sympathizing with the initial puker. Like yawning when others yawn. Ever see this old movie Stand by Me?
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u/BrbFlippinInfinCoins 14h ago
I've been on this ride at least 6 dozen times and never seen anyone throw up on it. Granted, that isn't a large amount but it was over many years; it seems to me like the force would keep the fluids in place until the ride ended - at least for "sympathy pukes." A real strong puke could perchance find its way onto one's neighbors.
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u/20sidedobjects 16h ago
Maybe now (?), but it's had a history: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitron#Incidents
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u/Gorillazzzzz 16h ago
Idk, my arm somehow got caught between two seats and pinned down so the seat beside me kept rolling up and down over my elbow and arm. I’m surprised it didn’t break. I was screaming at the guy to stop the ride 😭
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u/RamblinGamblinWilly 16h ago
I'm confused as to what role you think a seatbelt should play here
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u/Blackstone01 13h ago
Well, adding seatbelts would mean there would be a chance for a "deaths by strangulation" section on the Gravitron Wikipedia page.
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u/recurrence 13h ago
I’m still laughing at this 10 minutes later. It’s gotta be the deadpan delivery lmao
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u/wholesomeriots 17h ago
Lost my first cell phone in one of those. It was a Nokia brick
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u/Blazanar 17h ago
I'm surprised that didn't break the ride
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u/wholesomeriots 17h ago
Yeah. It should have blown a hole in the side of the ride and knocked out a family of four. Surprised it wasn’t on the news
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u/Ninja_Grizzly1122 17h ago
At 42, almost 43 years old, I still ride these. Usually once a year at the State Fair. Which means I'll be riding one again in about a month.
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u/LucidMarshmellow 16h ago
The real death trap at the fair was The Zipper.
Rocking back and forth in those things trying to get them to flip while you occasionally hear a bolt or something fly free.
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u/Nikedawg 11h ago
I went on this exactly once when I was younger. Friend of mine convinced me to go on it with him... well I think with me being a fatass at the time (and still am) I guess it made the cage roll faster or at least more often. It literally never stopped flipping the ENTIRE time we were riding it. I always saw others stop and flip now and then but ours literally never stopped. I've never gotten motion sick/felt like I was going to vom after a ride in my life apart from that one zipper ride. Never rode it again and my BF and I went to the county fair this year just to check things out as its been a long time and I was a bit sad that they don't seem to even have the zipper anymore. I did see the gravitron though and that made me happy to see.
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u/Leucippus1 Millennial 17h ago
The seatbelt is basic physics.
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u/chessmasterjj 15h ago
My brother threw up on it and I watched the vomit fly right back into his face
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u/night_jerry 17h ago
Theres always that one dude walking around horizontally like he runs the place which i guess he literally does but still
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u/MakeMagatsCry 17h ago
My first job was running one of these at a boardwalk. Did you know the operator in the middle spins with the ride? And if you move your head at all you get very sick very fast
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u/Pplthrowaway123 17h ago
Got stuck in one for 4 hours. Power went out for the entire fair and the hydraulic actuators for the door wouldn't operate. Fire department had to pry it open.
Can't believe there wasn't an emergency escape but I guess that wasn't a requirement back then haha
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u/FutureFreaksMeowt 14h ago
Can you imagine if it'd been operational the whole time? Igghhhh if you didn't die you'd want to.
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u/tundybundo 17h ago
This is still a thing lol it’s been all of my kids favorite ride at varying points
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u/sonofdynamite 16h ago
That is the safe version. You have the tilting version or the hell hole where the floor drops out several feet.
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u/jenniferwillow 16h ago
Like it was yesterday. Because that's when I last rode it with my kid at the fair. Twice.
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u/McShartlebottoms 17h ago
The last time I ever went in one, was when someone farted and it was awful, trapped in the fart zone
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u/Spoon520 17h ago
Guy in the middle like dancing around the entire circle somehow when it’s going 50 mph
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u/Rk12989 17h ago
My cousin was on one when someone puked and everyone got puke on them
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u/ke922x 17h ago
I have two core memories of this insane ride.
The carnie smoked cigs in the middle which was nauseating.
The girl that threw up mid ride. It was gnarly to watch.
10/10 experience
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u/PearlescentGem Baby Millennial 17h ago
Oh yeah.
Town festival, 2009. My cousin and I decided to ride this for the first time in our lives. No seatbelts, a safety cage with a chain, and gravity were all that was going to be holding us to that ride, and we were ready to take it on.
Except the ride overseer was rude to us for no good reason. We weren't rowdy, we weren't rude, chick was probably just tired of kids in general and took it out on us. My uncle bribed her to let us on and it worked.
Excited as we were, my cousin didn't factor in that that amount of force on a 13 year old who has a full stomach is a recipe for disaster. He vomited everywhere mid-ride. Covered two girls next to him in it from the spin force and even managed to somehow shoot the ride operator right in the face. Me? I was holding on for dear life hunkered in my corner, laughing my ass off. I was one of the few to not get covered in his stomach contents, and it was a delightful mix of chaos and horror to behold such a sight.
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u/supernanify 17h ago
I once went to a fair with my cousin and our order of operations went blue sno-cones -> Gravitron -> fun house. She held it together admirably until we were almost through the fun house.
The only exit was a whirly slide. She barfed up blue sno-cone at the top of the slide, so that a trail of blue slime flowed alllll the way down...
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u/elenchusis 17h ago
I used to ride one that was the same idea, except it was a metal circle with no top on it and it lifted up and tilted. Gravitron was pretty tame
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u/HunterGonzo 16h ago
At Geauga Lake in Ohio many years ago, there was a guy on the spectrum who would ride this thing literally over and over again. Known locally as Fred the Rotor Man. The ride would end, he would hide outside the exit door, and then as it was loading up again, he would immediately get right back on. Almost all day. Almost every day. For almost a decade. Guy was a bit of a local legend.
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u/WetLoophole Millennial 17h ago
Those things were crazy. No adults, just teens on this bad boy was on par with russian roulette.
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u/ColoradoSprings82 17h ago
Not sure what a seat belt is going to do for you if this thing falls off its axle.
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u/NeedleInArm 17h ago
We had a dude that would stand up on the walls and dance lol he was there every year
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u/Repulsive_Offer_4162 17h ago
ours was called “the rotor” at geagua lake. some wildly creepy dude rode it all day every day. i hope he won his world record for whatever it was he was going for.
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u/Reina8008 16h ago
I went on this once as a kid and the crackhead running it passed out. My mother was frantically trying to find someone to stop the thing. Me and the other kids were in there about twenty minutes. I wasn’t right for a few days.
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u/ScaryFoal558760 17h ago
get in ride
operator says no going upside down allowed
go upside down anyway because what's he gonna do from the middle
ride finishes
hey I said no upside down
ok
repeat like 20 times because guy doesn't actually care
Those were the days, yup. sip white monster You kids got it easy nowadays I tell ya.
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