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u/crzapy 4h ago
My body says it wants fatty foods and sleep.
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u/xcanto 3h ago
dont eat too much saturated fat for too long consistently especially if when looking in the mirror you arent losing composition states and youre still athletic or youre not gaining weight and even losing weight
you will irreparably (for now and immediate foreseeable future) harm yourinherent reserve of immense vascular health that, focusing on mammals, every vertebrate has and every basic wild type human has and this has all sorts of effects on your quality of life and the analogy that your inherent reserve is a vast bullion of wealth whose benefactions include sexual pleasure, ease in conflict situations (anxiety, being able to breath), and just longevity of life (all-cause mortality probability to lessen)
i.e., gas station chocolate muffins and even your daily tall boy (especially) as a vasoconstricting agent equals no bueno. don't do it. get on some fucking anti-depressants like bupropion. life can and will and does change. thank u for reading.
edit: "composition stats"
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u/yesimfinewhyyouask 2h ago
Good thing you mentioned antidepressants in the end, otherwise everything else would mean fuck all
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u/SnooTypeBeat 1h ago
I wouldn’t be so quick to believe this. Lots of misinformation out there about saturated fats and red meat, which our ancestors lived off of
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u/vampirecosmonaut 4h ago
my body‘s been telling me to just walk into the ocean.
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u/DrownmeinIslay 4h ago
piano intro to In Corolla plays
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u/xcanto 3h ago edited 3h ago
or suicide is painless theme from MASH (including jazz trio versions)
edit: why not, bill evans trio circa 1979 at the jazz maintenance shop, in iowa... it was a january...
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u/Background-Subject28 3h ago
then go for a swim and return to the beach hut?
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u/Substantial_Scale_47 15m ago
In case you're not kidding; please reach out to someone and get help. I believe in you
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u/MeatnCheeze 4h ago
Bruh! We’ve been hunter-gatherers for like 95% of our existence. This write emails & pay bills bullsh*t is not what we were made for.
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u/Nestramutat- 3h ago
Nothing is stopping you from abandoning all modern conveniences and living out in the wild
I'll continue to enjoy modern luxuries and medicine
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u/03263 3h ago
Hey. No trespassing in the wilderness.
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u/Nestramutat- 3h ago
Buy some cheap land in th middle of nowhere in Montana, build yourself a log cabin, and live off homesteading and hunting.
This is easily achievable for everyone complaining. There's a reason people would rather whine online than actually do it, though.
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u/Ancient-Fortune9556 3h ago
Sometimes people like to scream into the void man. It doesn't have to be that deep.
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u/Nestramutat- 2h ago
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u/bashful_predator 2h ago
The cheap land in MT doesn't have trees for you to log. The cheap land with trees is on the side of a mountain. And anyways cheap is still tens of thousands of dollars which would take the vast majority of people years to save up or take a loan which takes years to pay off.
Stop acting like it's easily achievable for people. You sound like an ass.
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u/ProduceNo1629 2h ago
Yeah bro just build a $200K log cabin bro. Are you poor bro.
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u/FollowingFeisty5321 34m ago
Drive there in your $200k van bro, roadtrip just you and your six expensive-breed
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u/Possibly_a_Firetruck 7m ago
Buy land? Just walk out into the middle of nowhere Chris McCandless style.
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u/Ciderman95 1h ago
Buy some cheap land, lol. Most of us can't even afford enough land for a goddamn flowerpot despite working full time. Piss off trust fund baby.
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u/MilkiestMaestro 2h ago
No one will find you in the woods of Northern Canada. Ever..if you don't want it
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u/Ciderman95 1h ago
Nothing except a bunch of laws and cops enforcing them.
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u/yesimfinewhyyouask 1h ago
Take Canada woods like the guy above said. Are there rangers patrolling fucking acres of woods just to make sure some Ted haven’t built a hut there illegally?
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u/Ciderman95 46m ago
I am European. Even if I sold everything I own I could not afford a plane ticket to America and in Europe there is literally no wilderness. Anywhere you go here, even in the "deepest forests" you won't be farther than hour of walking from the nearest house. And when the missing person alert goes out, they WILL find you.
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u/Beginning-Dark-4259 4h ago
I quit my job few months ago exact same shit i was feeling
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u/no_one-no_one 2h ago
and then ?
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u/Beginning-Dark-4259 2h ago
I feel better ! I dont have to put a mask on tht i like this job and pretend ! I am not working rn just trying to find what i can do with passion
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u/NwordSzrHands 2h ago
How do you afford things? Not trying to be rude just genuinely curious
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u/Beginning-Dark-4259 2h ago
I have a joint family so we stick together and manage things somehow!
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u/CosmicSpaghetti 2h ago
I switched from Tech Sales to Weldihg &, while I took a massive pay cut & work more hours, I'm SO much less stressed & not preoccupied about work every single waking hour.
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u/Beginning-Dark-4259 2h ago
Its ok u dont have to beat up ur mind one day you will moveon from this too and maybe u will able to find ur passion
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u/Archaea_Man 4h ago
I'm workin' on it, body. I'm workin' on it.
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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 4h ago
There was a homeless guy that lived up one of the trails and started a cult. The guy l knew from the cult wouldn't let me read the sacred text so it must have been good stuff. Maybe because l called it a cult.
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u/walshingtons 2h ago
To be fair befriending crows is awesome. I use to live in a shity neighborhood and I would regularly feed the crows peanuts, birdseed and stuff. They got to know me pretty well to the point when I can home they would gather on the lawn and caw at me and I would give the snacks. One time when I was was in front of my place two dude jumped me trying to rob me. All the crows flew in at started attacking them until the left. Kept all my belongings and only got some bruises. Crows are good friends.
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u/lifestop 3h ago
Your body after you do this and have no food/ access to goods and services: '"fuck this"
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u/Lonnification 3h ago
My body tells me to move to the mountains and find a Bigfoot family to adopt me.
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u/Low-Individual2815 4h ago
I did this for a few years and it was fun but stability has more value than I once realized and it can also be very fragile
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u/NoFayte 4h ago
Ya until you do then Bout 3 days into roughing it body pulls the uno reverse and wants taco bell, a drink night out, a blunt, a 12 hr nap, a shower, sex with another clean person, and a 4 hour gaming session.
We just don't want bullshit 9-5s, don't conflate that with wanting to live in a Tree lol
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u/Dazzling_Start7375 3h ago
I have been seeing a lot more crows than normal lately...maybe its a sign
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u/fancybearltd 3h ago
Also my body: am I allergic to this tree? It's too hot outside. Did I just get bit by a fking tick? Guess I have Lyme now.
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u/GoodFaithConverser 3h ago
The allure of solitude is a siren's song. Sure, it might be good to not be bothered by people - for a while - but then time passes and you've been alone for a long time, and you're not easily able to socialize if you want to.
Don't let your safespot become your prison. I know.
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u/throwaway1138 2h ago
Health experts recommend standing up at desk, leaving office, and never coming back.
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u/wargh_gmr 1h ago
Every walk with my husky I day dream of continuing to the coast and then letting her choose if we go north or south.
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u/Beginning-Farmer-529 3h ago
That's the plot of vegetarian.
Also yes.
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u/yesimfinewhyyouask 1h ago
Is that a Martian sequel?
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u/Lilfrankieeinstein 3h ago
Honestly don’t even need any crow friends. Trees are good enough for me.
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u/dantemp 3h ago
You know what's funny? A lot of people agree that society fucking sucks and if you can get away from it and live on your own without ever having to deal with everyone else's bullshit that would be fantastic. But do you realize that you are part of that society that sucks so much? You and me are making it this bad.
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u/Significant-Remove25 3h ago
It’s what the primal brain desires. Everything else is merely an invention... of our own minds
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u/OnceMoreAndAgain 3h ago
Only time I've seen people say "listen to your body" is in the context of exercising and they mean to do things like take days off if a pain is more than an ache or to do another set beyond your plan if you feel like your body has enough set it can do. In other words, plan out your workouts, but deviate from that plan if your body gives a reason to deviate. How things feel moment to moment is more important than any plan.
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u/mandamahr 2h ago
It’s definitely achievable, we have a homeless encampment in our city that adopted these ideals
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u/allisondojean 2h ago
"Eat sooooo much sugar"
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u/Thisissodumb3 2h ago
But it's 10:00pm body. We can't! Brain, tell the body it's frumpy and you don't like how your boobies rest on your tummy, as a man.
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u/strategicmagpie 2h ago
You should listen to your body, but take what it says on advisement. Better than shutting it out until it becomes overwhelming.
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u/ZopyrionRex 2h ago
I'm trying, but the crowd won't accept me yet. Hopefully that works out before the savings dries up.
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u/ProduceNo1629 2h ago
Oligarchs of course do not want you to be able to.
Every inch of land is privatized and spoken for :)
Read about the english 1600's "inclosure of the commons" for a start.
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u/guineaprince 2h ago
The moment a morsel of food touches my lips, my stomach goes from sleeping to "Hey that was good, we should have more of this. Just a snack. One or two bites, maybe half, the whole thing isn't too bad. That was sweet, what about something salty? That was salty, what about something sweet? Hey wasn't that thing from an hour ago nice aren't you bored don't you want to see what's in the fridge? You know you didn't have all that much, you can fit in a little something extra before dinner. And why not grab a bag of Cheetos from the store, you haven't had one in forever you deserve it!"
I have to lie to my body and pretend that food doesn't exist until closer to dinner. That way, when it remembers that food exists and wants to go on a cravings frenzy, it's nearly bed time so it's not doing any more than satisfying my daily nutrients.
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u/yesimfinewhyyouask 1h ago edited 9m ago
You just have to gradually pretend you have no money until it becomes true
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u/sandwichhaver 2h ago
I wanna work 3 days a a week, 4 days tops
fine if I earn less but like there are no jobs like that, lmao
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u/Feychilde 2h ago
😏 tempting.. but I would miss some things, and my little monsters keep me grounded to this planet.
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u/Alternative-Mode702 1h ago
Wow these comments went off topic fast! I’d love to live simply in the woods too. Society in general and my specific society is not a fan though so it’s harder to do than it should be.
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u/Objective_Year2409 1h ago
Minus the crows i have just done this! - massive payout following an assault, rage quit my stressful job, moved to a small national park town, just chilling in the woods day by day, the amount I have healed already is wild
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u/MyAuraIsDumpsterFire 1h ago
"Listen to your body" Body: go to bed, bring the cats and the dog, you're getting sleepy, veeerrry sleeeepyyy.
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u/yesimfinewhyyouask 34m ago
Maybe someone cares to answer this. What prevents me from flying over to US as a tourist, then after i set foot outside the airport i change my appearance (say i color my hair + beard for international passport beforehand, then buzzcut and wear glasses), cash out the debit card, leave by bus for another state, destroy all my documents and become a hobo?
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u/Deth_Cheffe 26m ago
Listen to your body. Participation in society is more optionaI than peopIe Iet on. Sometimes l quit my job and Iive in the woods for a few months untiI l get IoneIy then go get a different job until l get sick of it aII and repeat again
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u/RemnantTheGame 4h ago
If i didn't need money for basic necessities this would be me.